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I didn't get Ollie's bed washed quickly enough and she was forced to take matters into her own hands, err, paws. The following is an illustration of how sharp I remain despite a recent birthday:
Ollie has now wet her bed 4 times in the last month; she will be 9 soon and things are changing. Because it takes hours to wash and dry her ginormous bed, I recognized the need to order a second.
I've ordered an orthopedic bed for her...an investment I thought she deserved now that she's on the back nine (I know: pot calling the kettle 'black'). Hell, both our bones hurt and we might even have to time share THE NEW BED. THE NEW BED is the best money can buy: memory foam, lots of real estate, special moisture barrier cover...yes, $$$ of Orvis engineering for the older great breed.
When cleaning up incident number 4 however, I noticed some interesting trends:
Why was the bed always wet on the left side?
Why did it happen even though she'd just been out??
And, come to think of it, why was there a bigger puddle on the bottom of the bed than on the top???
Why was the bed always wet on the left side?
Why did it happen even though she'd just been out??
And, come to think of it, why was there a bigger puddle on the bottom of the bed than on the top???
Ollie hasn't been wetting her bed...I've been overwatering the plant next to it. Sheesh.
You have a really tiny sofa.
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ReplyDeleteAnd, apparently, a tiny queen sized bed.
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